A sports car with roof bars?

It will cramp my style considerably, but it will allow me to get big flat packs from IKEA:

The BMW 320Ci-RB (Roof Bar version)

It appears it was a wise choice as IKEA managed to reply to my enquiry after 3.5 days. No, it's not possible to add or remove any items from the delivery as it's too close to delivery.

It's three weeks to delivery.

Tonight will be the big test. I'm going to IKEA in Purfleet to buy two wardrobes a chest of drawers and a sofa bed.

If it works, then great. It does mean going to IKEA 3-4 times, though. They're open until 22:00, so it's not a problem. I'll even miss the traffic.

Edited to add: I didn't miss the traffic, but the mission went well. I've cancelled my order with IKEA and will do it myself. It confirms my golden rule in IT: Never let anyone else do work you're responsible for if there is any chance you can do it yourself.